Wednesdays for Wives: How to Change Your Husband in 10 Easy Steps

  1. Find one flaw the drives you particularly crazy, and nag him about it at least once a day. This is most effective when done right before bedtime.
  2. Through out the day, keep a list of things to complain to him about, and as soon as he walks in the door go through it with him. Don’t even let him sit down.
  3. Make sure your needs and desires are met before even thinking about his.
  4. Don’t ever let him have time to himself. Keep him busy and with you at all times.
  5. Even if it seems like he’s not listening to you anymore, just keep talking.
  6. Always be too tired and worn out from work or watching the kids for romance.
  7. Frequently organize and rearrange his things so that he can’t find them, and throw out the stuff you don’t think he needs anymore.
  8. Don’t trust him make any decisions. Always second guess him.
  9. Don’t shave your legs, do your hair or put on make-up. Wear the same ratty sweats around the house every day.
  10. Compare him to other men you know, and tell him how he doesn’t measure up.

Follow these 10 step carefully, and you too can join the thousands of other woman who have already changed their husbands. Watch as before your very eyes that wonderful, loving husband becomes distant, angry and bitter. Satisfaction not guaranteed!


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3 Responses to “Wednesdays for Wives: How to Change Your Husband in 10 Easy Steps”

  1. Amydeanne Says:

    lol too true!

  2. Dave Says:

    Sooo true…
    Number 10 is the nuclear option for me, and its been thrown in my face several times.

  3. MrSpanky Says:

    lol. Number 11.) Ask your husband a question. 10 minutes later, ask him the same question. 10 minutes later, repeat the question… then cry and get upset when he gets pissed off for you nagging him >:)

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