Posts Tagged ‘humor’

Here’s Your Toilet Humor for the Day

August 25, 2008

Well, the pot went to pot today.

The toilet seat is just the latest in a long list of things to fall at the hands of my destructive rambunctious three-year-old, David.

He always remembers to put the toilet seat down. Problem is he slams it as hard as he can. It got slammed one to many times.

Half a toilet seat isn’t very comfy, and it’s wooden.

Splinters anyone?

Guess we’ll be making a trip to Home Depot with dad after dinner tonight.

Oh, I scrubbed it for you before I got out the camera.

No dirty pictures on my blog.

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Looking for Love with all the Wrong Search Terms

June 30, 2008

My son is worn out and taking a super long nap, so I have lots of time to blog today.

I get a real kick sometimes out of the search engine terms people use to find my blog. Here’s some of the best from the last couple weeks.

nutritional value of a Whoopie Pie – Like they have any!

Christmas to-do list – Who’s the over-organized person starting to plan for Christmas in June?

girdlegirl– What?

date me 2008 online free site Chile – Huh?

steps for a husband to follow – Steps for what? Murdering your wife and getting away with it?

And finally…

myt hot mommie

mommie seduction

hotsoccermom.com

Bet those guys were disappointed.